Bad Math

9 months pregnant lady + not fun diet + extremely high hormone levels + lower back and hips that pop in and out of place constantly + kid with really messy diapers today + really sore throat where it hurts to talk and swallow + a cough that makes my throat feel even worse + a fiance that thinks it is a good idea to have his brother and girlfriend over tonight which is enough to put me over the edge = really...REALLY unhappy lady.

Somebody, please save me.