Soooo, yesterday I took Axton to the clinic. He kept grabbing his ears and that is a sign that he might have an ear infection. I just wanted to be sure so I brought him in to the doctor, just to find out that Axton purely discovered his ears and likes to grab them. This is not the point of my post today. The point of my post today is to share with you the experience I had while at the clinic.
Where: Glenwood City Red Cedar Medical Clinic
When: July 6th, 2010 2:30pm
Why: Stated above
I am sitting on the chair waiting for my name to be called. I am playing with Axton and Axton is making very funny/cute noises. This very VERY manly woman is sitting across from me. She has spiked, bleached at the tip, hair. She is wearing very long baggy shorts. Very XXXL T-shirt. She starts talking to Axton. "Hi there!" "Hiii!" Axton is smiling back at her and making noises along with the smiles. She asks me what his name is, and I tell her. She tells me he is the cutest baby she has ever seen and she just LOVES his name. (I TOTALLY agree with both!) The nurse comes to the door and says "Axton Kahl" I proceed to stand up, grab all the millions of things you have to carry when bringing a baby anywhere, and walk towards the door. This lady/man follows me. MMkay. She hands me a slip of paper. MMkay. I look at it..and it is her phone number. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I almost shit my pants. I didn't even know how to react. I just said, "oh thanks" So I walk back to the room and the doctor walks in. (I am very close with my doctor and talk to him about EVERYTHING) I say to him, do you know what just effing happened to me? A very manly woman gave me her number! I said, Do I look like a lesbian today? Am I kind of giving off that vibe today? Since I have my baby with me doesn't that mean I had sex with a man? Meaning I like men? He could not stop laughing at me. He says, I need to see this for myself. He proceeds to walk out to the waiting room to catch a glimpse which I just could NOT believe he did. He comes back in the room and says..."A true gem you have there, I'd give her a call" LOL! I just love my doctor. Anyways, I said to him..you have to find me a different way to leave the clinic because I just cannot go back out there and chance her still being here. I just do not know what I would even say, oh my gosh I'm so embarrassed. He told me my cheeks were bright red. He says, there is a back door that the employees go in and out of. I can sneak you out that. OF COURSE I took him up on his offer. As I walk out the door, I can see at the main entrance she is standing there. So I hide behind the wall so she couldn't see me. I see her putting her cig out and walking back inside. Woo! Safe! I start walking to my car and once I get there I put Axton in and see out of the corner of my eye that she is walking towards me. I literally started shaking viscously. I was thinking to myself, WHAT THE HELL! Oh my gosh oh my gosh what do I do what do I do. She says, hey so are you gonna give me a call? (<-- okay what the eff? Who does that?) I honestly had NO idea what to say. So I said..Umm...probably not. She says, well my name is Dawn and I am pretty confident in the fact that I can show you a good time. (<-- Okay what the eff? Who does that? I have my SON with me who is a BABY) I said, I honestly don't really know what to say besides that I am not a lesbian. She says, "are you sure?" WHAT THE EFF. Am I sure? Am I sure that I like men? Yes I am sure I like men lady, what the hell. Do I really look like that much of a lesbian that she would have to question me saying I like men? At this point I am hyper ventilating and I just want her to GO. AWAY. I sat in my seat and I said, I have to go BYE! I can't stop thinking about it. I just don't understand. I went to my Moms after the clinic and I told her the story and she goes, "well, you do kind of look like a lesbian today" WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!! I just want to say............I LIKE MEN! In fact, I LOVE MEN! I love MY man! I love my man to pieces and I do NOT wish he was a woman!
