FOR SALE

For Sale:

What: 2 Spare Tires
Where: Around each of my ankles
Why: Not wanted, really ugly
When: ASAP
How Much: Fricken Free
Your use for them: Who gives just make them disappear.

Pumpin Gas

Yesterday evening after work I went to the gas station. My low fuel light was on..so it was a must. I HATE getting gas when it is so stinking cold outside. It is honestly one of my least favorite things to do. Besides folding laundry..which used to be one of my favorite things to do. Regardless, this is how the pumping gas situation unfolded to make my experience even better.

I am standing there freezing cold waiting for my tank to fill. I can feel my snot freezing, and I can feel my back start to throb even worse from shivering. I notice a man next to me pumping gas as well. He is staring at me. He is staring at me and won't stop. He is continuing to stare at me and I don't understand why. I make direct eye contact with him conveying the look of death and why the hell are you looking at me. He smiles and says, "did you uh, did you uh...ummm....smuggle a basketball under your coat this evening? bahaha"

Yes idiot. I smuggled a basketball under my coat. Thanks for asking.

For Real!?!??!

30 Days until stinkin delivery! I can't believe it! I reeeeeeeeally hope he comes early because I cannot handle this madness. I feel as if he is suffocating in there because there is NO room for him to move. I feel like he is already 10 pounds. Obviously..he probably isn't..but it REALLY feels like he is.

I'M READY AXTON!!!!!! COME ON OUT!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU!

Whadda ya do?

***Lets just say that I wear my slippers at work. Yes, why yes I do. Why can't I? I mean, I work for my Dad, and its quite the casual setting, I wear Cody's clothes everyday due to mine not fitting..wearing slippers won't hurt anybody! It was approaching 5pm and I went to change out of my slippers into my sneakers. Let me just say that my sneakers are from my freshman year in highschool (due to the fact that my chucks just do not cut it being 35 weeks pregnant) and are very large for my feet. I never wore them because they are floppy and make my socks go under my feet when I walk which I HATE! Well, surprise surprise I couldn't get my effing foot even IN these "too big" shoes. I left work yesterday at 5pm and was having the worst WORST WOOORST shocking pains down my leg. Just my right leg, not my left leg. What the h. This is bogus. I get home and all I wanted to do was to take a shower and go. to. bed. I couldn't help but notice my massive feet..wait let me rephrase that..massively swollen PURPLE feet..and ankles no where to be found. SEXY.

***I woke up earlier than usual this morning. My alarm clock goes off at 7:30am and I push snooze every 10 minutes until 8:20. Cody LOOOOOOOOVES this. I can't help it. Honestly....there isn't anything I can do about it. Sometimes I'll push snooze for 3 hours if I can put off plans for the day. Regardless, Cody had to work this morning at 9, so he had to leave for work at 7:45. He woke up late and was in a big rush. So being the nice girlfriend that I am, I woke up with him and got his lunch together and made him breakfast while he showered and got ready. This may seem overly nice, but in all actuality...Cody usually works at 11, so he gets up EVERY morning with me early, even on his days off. He gets my lunch together, makes me breakfast, starts my car to have it nice and toasty before I leave, and sometimes even gets my stinkin outfit for the day put together (considering they are HIS clothes). I was just returning the favor :) That is one time for me to 500 for him. Anyhow, I was having a good morning up until my drive to work. I'm cruisin on the road and this truck starts swerving over to my side of the lane up ahead. Ummm...WHAT THE! There was no where for me to go? I got super scared. THEN as this vehicle gets closer I realize that this human (couldn't actually even see if it was a man or woman or alien) didn't take the time to scrape off their car. Okay, been there done that YES, but this was extreme. This vehicle was COMPLETELY covered, and it looked as if this person took their coffee mug, stuck it to the windshield on the drivers side for about 2 seconds to make a peep hole, and took off on their destination. HELLO PEOPLE! THIS IS NUTS! I was irritated. And glad I survived the 2 second passing of this truck.



Okay, obviously this is like waaaaay more extreme than the truck that I saw this morning, but honestly..not much different. JERK!

I AM EXHAUSTED

Can the next 5 weeks PLEASE consist of napping? I beg of you. It hurts to be not asleep.

Stuck

Just a few things for me to get off my chest and vent about.

1. Job
-I have had a job since I was 15 years old. I think the longest I have gone with out a job was approximately 2 weeks, and I couldn't stand it. I have a very strong work ethic and am a very hard worker. Currently I work at a job in which I do nothing pretty much. I can't stand it. Why? Because I am the bottom of the totem pole. Why? Because I am given nothing to do to prove my work ethic, or to prove that I am a good worker. I sit in a chair day in and day out, answer the phone maybe 4 to 5 times a day, and do paperwork here and there. I don't have daily assignments, I don't have things to do constantly, and I don't have any self worth left in the working department. Sure its nice to not be working my ass off..but in all reality..I would much rather be doing that so I felt like I was worth SOMETHING..or felt like some sort of asset to the job. I worked as a CNA for a couple months before I moved home. Yes, it consisted of wiping butts, and yes I had to do some pretty nasty things. BUT, at least I felt like I was worth something, to the nurses and to the residents. A CNA is the bottom of to the totem pole, but it never felt like it. I knew my job was important. Here? I could fall of the face of the earth and it wouldn't even matter. I can't wait to start school again in September...get a degree..and be back working in a field..or at least with people who show you that they appreciate what you do..no matter what that is.
2. Back/Hips
-My back and hips have been KILLLLLLING me. It is horrible. Sometimes I cry about it because it honestly hurts that bad. I can't sleep at night, and I can't think straight at times. I have been told to go to the chiropractor many times, but I just figured it was just something I had to deal with due to pregnancy. I didn't want to go to the chiropractor and then depend on going..and then have to pay 35 every week because I depended on it. I gave in. I had to do it. I needed some sort of relief from the back/hip pain, I couldn't take it any longer. I called and made an appointment DREADING the fact that I would have to now count this into my money budget. They asked what kind of insurance I had..I told them..and they said I can go completely free? I said...excuse me? Not a penny out of my pocket? "No Ma'am completely free, your insurance covers everything!" IS THIS A JOKE!? Don't get me wrong, I am ecstatic about this..but I find this out 34 WEEKS ALONG!??!???!?!??!!? Anywho, I went and WOOOOOOOOOW!!! I guess my lower sacral bone was locked up on the right side which was causing friction which was causing heat which was causing swelling which was causing it to pinch my sciatic nerve which was causing all of my lower back/hip pain that was unbearable. Yowza! She couldn't believe that I went that long without coming in. How was I supposed to know? I just thought it was another deathly painful thing that comes with pregnancy. After she adjusted me I felt like I was walking on a cloud not joking. I felt IMMEDIATE pain relief. The sucky part about it is that being pregnant makes it that much easier for it to lock back out of place. So I gotta go in every 4 days now. Do I mind? HECK NO! ITS FREE! I'll come in everyday if you want me to lady!
3. Clothes
-Do I have any that fit me? No
-For the ones I do wear do they look nice? No they look like shit
-Do I look like a hillbilly sometimes with my stomach sticking out the bottom? yes.
-Do I feel like buying more clothes to wear for 5 weeks? definitely a negatron.
-Am I counting down the days to wear my regular clothes? Oh wow yes.

Then and Now

10 Years Ago



1.) How old were you? 11 (Although I think this pic is a year older?)
2.) Where did you go to school? Baldwin Woodville Middle School
3.) Where did you work? Wasn't old enough for a job yet.
4.) Where did you live? In Baldwin by Windmill Park
5.) Where did you hang out? My house, Ashley's house
6.) Did you wear glasses? I started wearing glasses when I was in 2nd grade, so yes.
7.) Who was your best friend(s)? Ashley Langer, Bridget Oswald, Danielle Baldys
8.) How many tattoos did you have? Zilch
9.) How many piercings did you have? I believe I had 4, two in each ear.
10.) What car did you drive? Huffy Speed Bike
11.) Had you been to a real party? Negatron
12.) Had your heart broken? Tanner Weiss broke my heart in 5th grade when he "left" me for a 4th grader.
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter:probably single. But probably had a million different crushes.


5 Years Ago


1.) How old were you? 16
2.) Where did you go to school? Baldwin Woodville High School
3.) Where did you work? McDonalds woot woot
4.)Where did you live? Birch Street Woodville
5.) Where did you hang out? My house, school sport gatherings for cheerleading.
6.) Did you wear glasses? Yes and No. Had glasses and contacts
7.) Who was your best friend(s)? Ashley Langer, Jamie Speer
8.) Who was your crush? I believe I was dating Neal at this point.
9.) How many tattoos did you have? Zero
10.) How many piercings did you have? I had 7 in my ears, and my belly button.
11.) What car did you drive? Grand Prix with a nice dent in the front passenger fender.
12.) Had you had your heart broken? yes, but probably had broken more.
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Taken

Now



1.) How old are you? 21
2.) Where do you work? Qmetro (www.qmetro.com) visit it sometime eh?
3.) Where do you live? Woodville
4.) Where do you hang out? Mostly my place, I don't like moving around very much. Otherwise my sisters or my mothers.
5.) Who is your best friend? Mmm well I would say Amber or Ashley. I don't get to hang out with either of them nearly as much as I would like.
6.) Do you talk to your old friends? a handful of them.
7.) How many piercings do you have? I've actually taken a lot of mine out, but I currently still have 7 in my ears, my nose, monroe, lip, belly button that is currently not in and getting stretched by the minute.
8.) How many tattoos? I have a floweryish tattoo on my right arm done by my brother, I have leaves that fall down my back from my top left shoulder to my lower right love handlish area, I have swirls on my left arm that will eventually continue downward on my back and around the leaves someday, I have flowers on my ribs that have been given miracle grow the last 8 and a half months and now are much bigger flowers, and also a very pretty tree thingy on my left foot.
9.) What kind of car do you have? 2007 Red Chevy Cobalt. Newly formed crack in the windshield due to a semi who thought he would kick a rock back at me and make me nearly shit my pants.
10.) Has your heart been broken? Very much so.
11.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter? Very much taken by the best boyfriend in the world, Cody :)