Don't get me wrong, I am really really fond of you. However, I would really appreciate it if you didn't make me throw up in the morning anymore. Also, I really love eating cereal for breakfast, and when I do, you don't seem to let my body forgive me. If there is ANY way you could change this, I would really love it. You have had a huge impact on my sleep at night, but if there is any way you could also make my bathroom trips during the night less frequent, I will take you to the zoo as often as you want. I don't want this letter to make you think that I am going to be an extremely demanding mother, I just wanted to tell you how I feel for I believe communication is key for a mother child relationship. I can't wait to meet you Charlotte/Porter, and mommy loves you.
<3 Your mommy
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
What a weekend!
Friday night I went shopping with my friend Whitney and we sure did find some good deals! I love love love shopping and can hardly ever go anymore due to lack of ability to spend money on such things :( At the mall, we ate at Panda Express..which was delicious! However, two minutes into our meal, the janitor guy comes over and tells us we have 5 minutes to finish eating because the mall is closing! What the heck! Now why would the food places even sell you food if they knew you were only going to get 5 minutes to eat it? Dumb. When we got home we went over to our friend Micah's for his birthday. He is one of the funniest guys ever and one of my favorite people in the world to hang out with! His birthday was actually on Wednesday, the same day as my sisters. But we celebrated it on Friday. It was our friend Zach's birthday on Friday, but for some reason the gathering was just basically labeled as "Micah's birthday party." It was the first time since I have been pregnant that I kind of felt odd being in a setting like that. I kind of felt like people were wondering why the heck I was even there. Maybe that isn't the case and I was just being paranoid, but that is how I felt.
I went to sleep at around midnight and woke up at 10:00am! Which was nice because all week long I had to get up at 7:30 and that was a vast difference from the 1pm that I was used to. I like that my days seem longer now that I get up earlier, but I feel like crap all day because 8 hours of sleep only just does not cut it. Period. Anyhow, my sister and friend Jessie Walton left on Saturday morning around 11:30 to head towards Milwaukee. We all had tickets to attend a Coldplay concert and I was sooo excited! I have never been to a Coldplay concert but Jessie and Jessie have. It was soooo awesome!!! I have been to plenty of concerts in my day but this one was by far the best one ever!! I had so much stinkin fun! We were just dancin around singin at the tops of our lungs having the time of our lives!
This is Alpine Valley where the Concert took place! Do you like how the parking lot is in fields?
Gotta love Wisconsin!
Then yesterday I really just wanted a lounge around day. I watched a couple movies, and one included Beauty and the Beast. Maaaaaan I love that movie. I also got the watch the finale of Daisy of Love which I have been waiting for FOREVER! I'm so glad she chose London, but I think she should have chosen Sinister because he is soooooo dead sexy. Regardless, she seemed real happy with London, so I'm glad she chose him. I can't even discuss the scary spider incident that happened yesterday because I will instantly get the heebie jeebies :(
I'm not happy its Monday, and I already can not wait for the weekend. I have been getting the worst headaches in the entire universe lately and I can't stand it. I have a high pain tolerance with everything else but I am such a baby when it comes to headaches. They ruin everything :(
I went to sleep at around midnight and woke up at 10:00am! Which was nice because all week long I had to get up at 7:30 and that was a vast difference from the 1pm that I was used to. I like that my days seem longer now that I get up earlier, but I feel like crap all day because 8 hours of sleep only just does not cut it. Period. Anyhow, my sister and friend Jessie Walton left on Saturday morning around 11:30 to head towards Milwaukee. We all had tickets to attend a Coldplay concert and I was sooo excited! I have never been to a Coldplay concert but Jessie and Jessie have. It was soooo awesome!!! I have been to plenty of concerts in my day but this one was by far the best one ever!! I had so much stinkin fun! We were just dancin around singin at the tops of our lungs having the time of our lives!
This is Alpine Valley where the Concert took place! Do you like how the parking lot is in fields?
Gotta love Wisconsin!
Then yesterday I really just wanted a lounge around day. I watched a couple movies, and one included Beauty and the Beast. Maaaaaan I love that movie. I also got the watch the finale of Daisy of Love which I have been waiting for FOREVER! I'm so glad she chose London, but I think she should have chosen Sinister because he is soooooo dead sexy. Regardless, she seemed real happy with London, so I'm glad she chose him. I can't even discuss the scary spider incident that happened yesterday because I will instantly get the heebie jeebies :(
I'm not happy its Monday, and I already can not wait for the weekend. I have been getting the worst headaches in the entire universe lately and I can't stand it. I have a high pain tolerance with everything else but I am such a baby when it comes to headaches. They ruin everything :(
Friday, July 24, 2009
Vomit Vomit Vomit
-Today I feel as if I'm going to vomit at all points in time. I hate feeling nauseous, and usually when I do, it goes away with a brief meal. Not today folks. Today it is rather ongoing, and rather irritating as well.
-Some people really make me mad. No need to elaborate. But just know, that some people make me really mad.
-I am leaving for Milwaukee tomorrow, and I really do not feel like going. Granted it is for a Coldplay concert, but I really just want to sleep for 2 days straight. Plus I need to get a lot of stuff from my apartment.
-I burnt my tongue on some stupid pizza today. Man I hate that. The pizza was delicious though.
-I want to know if I am having a girl or a boy soooooooo bad. I actually just want February to be here SOOOOOO bad. I am getting so stinkin anxious already, and I am only 3 months along. 6 left! Aaaaaaaah!!!!! Is it a Charlotte? or is it a Bryler? (Or Porter has my mom would prefer)
-I got a Crib yesterday, one of my first purchases...besides some infant chuck taylors!!! hahaha :)
-How can some people get engaged with only knowing the person for a month or two at most? I don't get it. Good luck people.
-Why does one stamp cost 44 cents? 44 cents to send a stinkin letter! What the h, I mean I know gas prices went up, so it costs more to fill those beastly postal trucks, but still!
-I ordered some new glasses yesterday off Zennioptical.com. I know I already have a bajillion pairs, but I don't like most of them anymore. Good thing zennioptical offers such cheap glasses so its not a spendy problem to get sick of your glasses!!!!
-Joe and Clarisse just brought me some Mini donuts from the St. Croix County fair and my oh my are those tasty little suckers.
-I have to whiz, for the 45 batrillionth time today. I thought that was supposed to go away after your third month?
-I'm going to call TMobile today and yell at them until they send me a new phone. Period. The same phone I have....but a brand new one. No if and or buts about it.
-I kind of really want to visit the nursing home I worked at when I go back this weekend. I miss some of them so much. Especially Ellner :( and Mrs. So and So
Thats it. So long friends.
-
-Some people really make me mad. No need to elaborate. But just know, that some people make me really mad.
-I am leaving for Milwaukee tomorrow, and I really do not feel like going. Granted it is for a Coldplay concert, but I really just want to sleep for 2 days straight. Plus I need to get a lot of stuff from my apartment.
-I burnt my tongue on some stupid pizza today. Man I hate that. The pizza was delicious though.
-I want to know if I am having a girl or a boy soooooooo bad. I actually just want February to be here SOOOOOO bad. I am getting so stinkin anxious already, and I am only 3 months along. 6 left! Aaaaaaaah!!!!! Is it a Charlotte? or is it a Bryler? (Or Porter has my mom would prefer)
-I got a Crib yesterday, one of my first purchases...besides some infant chuck taylors!!! hahaha :)
-How can some people get engaged with only knowing the person for a month or two at most? I don't get it. Good luck people.
-Why does one stamp cost 44 cents? 44 cents to send a stinkin letter! What the h, I mean I know gas prices went up, so it costs more to fill those beastly postal trucks, but still!
-I ordered some new glasses yesterday off Zennioptical.com. I know I already have a bajillion pairs, but I don't like most of them anymore. Good thing zennioptical offers such cheap glasses so its not a spendy problem to get sick of your glasses!!!!
-Joe and Clarisse just brought me some Mini donuts from the St. Croix County fair and my oh my are those tasty little suckers.
-I have to whiz, for the 45 batrillionth time today. I thought that was supposed to go away after your third month?
-I'm going to call TMobile today and yell at them until they send me a new phone. Period. The same phone I have....but a brand new one. No if and or buts about it.
-I kind of really want to visit the nursing home I worked at when I go back this weekend. I miss some of them so much. Especially Ellner :( and Mrs. So and So
Thats it. So long friends.
-
Monday, July 20, 2009
Work Work Work
Sooooo today was my first day at work. Actually, I'm still at work. I'm soooooooooo bored off my asshole that I could just keel over. Honestly, I would rather be working at a job that is super busy and you are constantly doing something then a job where its really laid back and you sit behind a computer and type shit up all day. Time is going by sooo slow. Well maybe it is because I am excited to see my Mom after work. I haven't seen her since I have gotten home from Milwaukee, and we are going to go into Hudson tonight for some goodies. Aka, my sisters birthday present. I am so used to working second shift, and today I had to be here by 9am. Hooooly meatballs that is early for me. I am SO ready for a nap. I was going to go to bed early last night, but I started watching Pearl Harbor and that movie is ridiculously long. Also, ridiculously good so there was NO way I was just going to stop watching it right in the middle!
Sooo having the scenery change from Milwaukee to here has been quite the experience. Its not like I wasn't aware of what it is like in the country neck of the woods, but when I would come back and visit on weekends I really didn't get the feel back for the area. Today I walked to the post office and the trip in total took me about 5 minutes. During that 5 minutes at least 10 people said hello to me, or told me to have a nice day. I was like...maaaaaaan people are nice around here. Thats what I DO like about small towns. OK I'm done writing for now. I'll probably be so bored tomorrow that I will write again.
Sooo having the scenery change from Milwaukee to here has been quite the experience. Its not like I wasn't aware of what it is like in the country neck of the woods, but when I would come back and visit on weekends I really didn't get the feel back for the area. Today I walked to the post office and the trip in total took me about 5 minutes. During that 5 minutes at least 10 people said hello to me, or told me to have a nice day. I was like...maaaaaaan people are nice around here. Thats what I DO like about small towns. OK I'm done writing for now. I'll probably be so bored tomorrow that I will write again.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Writing without a reason
I honestly do not have anything to say..but I have nothing else better to do then to come up with something, so I figured I would give it a shot.
I left for home on Friday afternoon. I planned on leaving around 2, but didn't end up heading out until 4. I had to go get my car checked out before I came to make sure everything was in tip top shape. I knew I needed to get my oil changed, and I knew that I probably needed to get my coolant flushed..which stinkin sucks because that is expensive. Point of my story is that valvoline took 130 of my precious dollars. Did you know that I have not gone shopping since the beginning of May!??!?! Anyone who knows me knows that I reeeeeeeeeally like to shop. Not like I have a shopping fetish by anymeans..I just really enjoy new clothing. Also, a majority of my clothes do not fit me anymore..ALREADY! It would be just my luck that being only 3 months along only one of my jeans still fit, and only the shirts of mine I do not really care for fit me still as well. I was thinking that my wardrobe is sadly something I really do cherish. To think that it will go unused for the next 6 months makes me sick. Think about how lonely you would be if you had to hang on a hanger in the same spot untouched, still loved, but again untouched..for 6 months! If anyone wants to rent my clothes for the next 6 months...I would be fine with that. I would take me up on my offer..just sayin.
Today I was driving to Menomonie to visit a good friend of mine that I miss dearly. Regardless, I had to drive by a chicken farm and the smell literally made me vomit..as I was driving. I had to reach over and grab an arby's bag from who knows when and ralph inside it. And I would just like to let you know that the smell of the contents inside the arby's bag didn't exactly help the process.
Ooooo update about the doctors appointment! That was on wednesday, the 15th. It was quite the short visit, but I got to see the progress of my little meatball. It was TWICE the size!! The doctor says "maybe we can get this little guy to move around for you..." no luck for about 2 minutes and then all of a sudden it started doing gymnastics it seemed!!! I can't wait until I can actually feel that...but for the time being it was really exciting to see on the screen.
I really have this urge lately to color..with crayons. I think its been a very very long time..and I probably would be sick of it after 5 minutes...but I still want to try.
I'm freezing my ass off and it is almost the end of July. There is something wrong with this.
I purchased some new facewash yesterday..a burts bee's kind. Regardless..boy oh boy did that burn my face this morning. It literally felt like lava. Well at first it felt normal..then a slight burning sensation..and I thought to myself..ooooh this is kind of nice. Joke is on me because within seconds my face was an erupting volcano!!!!!!!!!! I had to wash that shit off immediately. The funny thing is...I'm still going to use it until its empty. Money doesn't grow on trees people!
Jessie Walton...I was going to comment on your blog but it wasn't working. Hopefully you'll read this and this is what I have to say. If you eat straight fruit for 3 days it will not send you to the toilet. Fiber makes you go to the bathroom...yes...and fruit has a lot of fiber. This is if you eat fiber in moderation. If you eat 3 days of only fruit you will actually get the reversed effect and get constipated as all get out. I know from previous knowledge..and experience. To elaborate.. I knew that a lot of fiber makes you constipated...but lately I've been so desperate to go that I was willing to try anything. I ate SOOOO much fruit contained with SOOOO much fiber....it actually made my condition worse :( SO DON'T DO IT! If you actually want to cleanse your body, there are other ways of going about it...but we can talk about that in person.
Okay i'm sick of writing now..and am going to attempt to fall asleep. Wish me luck!!!!
On a side note, it was REALLY great to see my brother today and I hope I get to see my sister tomorrow and I can't wait to see my Mom this week!!!
I left for home on Friday afternoon. I planned on leaving around 2, but didn't end up heading out until 4. I had to go get my car checked out before I came to make sure everything was in tip top shape. I knew I needed to get my oil changed, and I knew that I probably needed to get my coolant flushed..which stinkin sucks because that is expensive. Point of my story is that valvoline took 130 of my precious dollars. Did you know that I have not gone shopping since the beginning of May!??!?! Anyone who knows me knows that I reeeeeeeeeally like to shop. Not like I have a shopping fetish by anymeans..I just really enjoy new clothing. Also, a majority of my clothes do not fit me anymore..ALREADY! It would be just my luck that being only 3 months along only one of my jeans still fit, and only the shirts of mine I do not really care for fit me still as well. I was thinking that my wardrobe is sadly something I really do cherish. To think that it will go unused for the next 6 months makes me sick. Think about how lonely you would be if you had to hang on a hanger in the same spot untouched, still loved, but again untouched..for 6 months! If anyone wants to rent my clothes for the next 6 months...I would be fine with that. I would take me up on my offer..just sayin.
Today I was driving to Menomonie to visit a good friend of mine that I miss dearly. Regardless, I had to drive by a chicken farm and the smell literally made me vomit..as I was driving. I had to reach over and grab an arby's bag from who knows when and ralph inside it. And I would just like to let you know that the smell of the contents inside the arby's bag didn't exactly help the process.
Ooooo update about the doctors appointment! That was on wednesday, the 15th. It was quite the short visit, but I got to see the progress of my little meatball. It was TWICE the size!! The doctor says "maybe we can get this little guy to move around for you..." no luck for about 2 minutes and then all of a sudden it started doing gymnastics it seemed!!! I can't wait until I can actually feel that...but for the time being it was really exciting to see on the screen.
I really have this urge lately to color..with crayons. I think its been a very very long time..and I probably would be sick of it after 5 minutes...but I still want to try.
I'm freezing my ass off and it is almost the end of July. There is something wrong with this.
I purchased some new facewash yesterday..a burts bee's kind. Regardless..boy oh boy did that burn my face this morning. It literally felt like lava. Well at first it felt normal..then a slight burning sensation..and I thought to myself..ooooh this is kind of nice. Joke is on me because within seconds my face was an erupting volcano!!!!!!!!!! I had to wash that shit off immediately. The funny thing is...I'm still going to use it until its empty. Money doesn't grow on trees people!
Jessie Walton...I was going to comment on your blog but it wasn't working. Hopefully you'll read this and this is what I have to say. If you eat straight fruit for 3 days it will not send you to the toilet. Fiber makes you go to the bathroom...yes...and fruit has a lot of fiber. This is if you eat fiber in moderation. If you eat 3 days of only fruit you will actually get the reversed effect and get constipated as all get out. I know from previous knowledge..and experience. To elaborate.. I knew that a lot of fiber makes you constipated...but lately I've been so desperate to go that I was willing to try anything. I ate SOOOO much fruit contained with SOOOO much fiber....it actually made my condition worse :( SO DON'T DO IT! If you actually want to cleanse your body, there are other ways of going about it...but we can talk about that in person.
Okay i'm sick of writing now..and am going to attempt to fall asleep. Wish me luck!!!!
On a side note, it was REALLY great to see my brother today and I hope I get to see my sister tomorrow and I can't wait to see my Mom this week!!!
Sunday, July 12, 2009
blah blah blee bloop bloop
So I'm basically writing this blog because I'm the definition of procrastination. I have a chemistry final tomorrow at 6pm, and also a take home chemistry exam due at 6pm as well. Do you think I am done with my take home exam? nooooo. Do you think I have started studying for my chemistry final? nooo. Okay okay okay before you start thinking that this is ridiculous of me, I just want to state that for one...I am ALMOST complete with my take home exam...and ALSO..the final that I have to take in class is mostly multiple choice...and ALL questions from previous exams. Its called...just memorize all previous exams duh! Easy as pie. Regardless, let me update you about a few things going on in my life.
1. I am obsessed with Donkey Kong on super nintendo. Super Nintendo is really the only nintendo I play. All other nintendo systems such as Xbox 360, or playstation or even stinkin Nintendo 64 all have way to ridiculously complicated controllers. I don't need that jazz. How am I supposed to absolutely dominate in a game if I am constantly looking at the controller trying to figure out which button is which. I tried to play a game once on Xbox 360 and it was honestly like this... push up, then Z, then the trigger, then A to look to the right. What the hell is that?? Regardless, Donkey kong is my love. I have played hours upon hours of this game in the last week. It is addicting, and I'm pregnant so what else have I got better to do on a friday night then play donkey kong for 6 hours? It has only mildly interfered with my life. For example, this morning/afternoon my alarm started going off at around 12pm. I thought to myself...naaaaah I don't REALLy need to get up this early to take a shower I'm going to push snooze a couple times. A couple times went by and I still couldn't get up. A half hour went by and I STILL couldn't get up. So then at around 12:30 my alarm went off again and I thought to myself...man I could really use some Donkey Kong before I go to work. I think I got up within 2 seconds. No, I did not manage to get around to taking a shower this morning but I did pass a freaking hard level of donkey kong that has been kicking my rear end. Okay so I'll just admit this right now..maybe Donkey Kong is slightly taking over my life. It could be worse people, I could be addicted to meth! Anyways, so Spencer stayed over last night..and when I woke up he wasn't here. I was like what the hell?? So I called him and he was like..Caitlin are you serious? I had to leave at 4am because you could not stop talking about Donkey Kong in your sleep. Oooooooopsies :) It couldn't have been THAT bad for him to leave...but apparently I was pretty adamant about narrarating my donkey kong dream that took place from midnight to 4am apparently. Its not like I could help it.
-Soooo I'm moving home in a couple days. Odd feeling really. I am excited to be around my family but on the otherhand I am sad to leave my place here in Milwaukee that I have grown to be so fond of. At least I'll have a place to stay when I want to come back and visit.
-Tonight at work I ate 4 fruit roll ups in a matter of 2 minutes and vomitted shortly after but it was worth it. I really like fruit roll ups in the fridge.
-Tonight at work I raced one of my favorite residents down the hall in a wheelchair. Well she is in a wheelchair too, but I sat in a wheelchair and raced her down the hall. I let her win don't worry :) But I can honestly maneauver ridiculously good in those things believe me.
-I still haven't pooped. Save me.
-My next doctors appointment is Wednesday and I cannot WAIT!!!!!!!!
-If anyone wants to come over right now and finish my take home chemistry exam I will give you one dollar. One dollar is literally all I have. It might be worth it? I'll tell you some jokes.
-Okay fine I will go work on my chemistry.
1. I am obsessed with Donkey Kong on super nintendo. Super Nintendo is really the only nintendo I play. All other nintendo systems such as Xbox 360, or playstation or even stinkin Nintendo 64 all have way to ridiculously complicated controllers. I don't need that jazz. How am I supposed to absolutely dominate in a game if I am constantly looking at the controller trying to figure out which button is which. I tried to play a game once on Xbox 360 and it was honestly like this... push up, then Z, then the trigger, then A to look to the right. What the hell is that?? Regardless, Donkey kong is my love. I have played hours upon hours of this game in the last week. It is addicting, and I'm pregnant so what else have I got better to do on a friday night then play donkey kong for 6 hours? It has only mildly interfered with my life. For example, this morning/afternoon my alarm started going off at around 12pm. I thought to myself...naaaaah I don't REALLy need to get up this early to take a shower I'm going to push snooze a couple times. A couple times went by and I still couldn't get up. A half hour went by and I STILL couldn't get up. So then at around 12:30 my alarm went off again and I thought to myself...man I could really use some Donkey Kong before I go to work. I think I got up within 2 seconds. No, I did not manage to get around to taking a shower this morning but I did pass a freaking hard level of donkey kong that has been kicking my rear end. Okay so I'll just admit this right now..maybe Donkey Kong is slightly taking over my life. It could be worse people, I could be addicted to meth! Anyways, so Spencer stayed over last night..and when I woke up he wasn't here. I was like what the hell?? So I called him and he was like..Caitlin are you serious? I had to leave at 4am because you could not stop talking about Donkey Kong in your sleep. Oooooooopsies :) It couldn't have been THAT bad for him to leave...but apparently I was pretty adamant about narrarating my donkey kong dream that took place from midnight to 4am apparently. Its not like I could help it.
-Soooo I'm moving home in a couple days. Odd feeling really. I am excited to be around my family but on the otherhand I am sad to leave my place here in Milwaukee that I have grown to be so fond of. At least I'll have a place to stay when I want to come back and visit.
-Tonight at work I ate 4 fruit roll ups in a matter of 2 minutes and vomitted shortly after but it was worth it. I really like fruit roll ups in the fridge.
-Tonight at work I raced one of my favorite residents down the hall in a wheelchair. Well she is in a wheelchair too, but I sat in a wheelchair and raced her down the hall. I let her win don't worry :) But I can honestly maneauver ridiculously good in those things believe me.
-I still haven't pooped. Save me.
-My next doctors appointment is Wednesday and I cannot WAIT!!!!!!!!
-If anyone wants to come over right now and finish my take home chemistry exam I will give you one dollar. One dollar is literally all I have. It might be worth it? I'll tell you some jokes.
-Okay fine I will go work on my chemistry.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
A Pain in the Keester
Greetings fellow humans,
I just would like to ramble on about a few things that are currently a pain in the keester.
-I cannot poop to save my life. Honestly, is it asking that much to just drop a few kids off at the pool every now and again? I wake up in the morning and I can't get comfortable and all day I feel as if my entire stomach is made of concrete. Any suggestions of something I can eat/drink that won't give me a mad case of the squirts?
-I break every stinking pair of earrings of mine that are expensive. I got a pair of Opalite earrings from my Dad for christmas that were my faaaaaavorite pair of earrings. Don't worry, those cracked and broke SOMEHOW. I mean, i can super glue them, but they are see through like..so either way they are going to look dumb. Just yesterday, I had a pair in carved out of wood that are my newest pair. Don't worry, they just freaking broke out of no where. Now those I can super glue and it won't be as noticeable.
-This is just a side note of the above comment. I was provided with a little bottle of super glue from a friend, and it was super glued shut. As if that wasn't enough to irritate me...a couple days later the super glue MAGICALLY leaked on my really nice freaking coffee table, making a mark on it as well as taking a chunk of the wood off. COOL. When I went to grab it quickly, I got super glue all over my hands. I rushed to the sink to rinse it off and I got most of it off but I had a luscious fine overglaze of white all over my hands. (This is an example of my really good luck)
-Why can't Mcdonalds serve their absolutely delightful breakfast burritos all day long? I mean..I worked there before, and I know that it wouldn't be that difficult to serve them all day. Instead, I have to set my alarm for 10am, wake up....contain all feelings of vomitting, drive to Mcdonalds, purchase breakfast burritos with hot picante sauce mind you, store them in fridge, then go back to sleep. Upon further awakening I reheat the luscious breakfast I oh so crave on a daily basis, and enjoy more then I could ever describe. Point being....PLEASE MCDONALDS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE START SERVING THESE BURRITOS ALL DAY!!!
-My phone seriously sucks. It cost a lot of money and yet it sucks. I don't get it. You would think that if you bought a nice phone, it should also work nicely. Joke is on me because that is definitely NOT the case. For one...lately my text messages get sent off into never ever land and never actually reach the person in which I'm sending it to. Why is this happening? It really beats me but I'm sick of it. For two, it freezes all the time so then I have to restart it. Not only do I have to restart it, but I have to restart it by taking the battery out because it doesn't work to just try to turn it off then back on. I have gone to T-Mobiledumbidiots numerous times complaining about this situation but apparently if you pay a lot of money for a phone and it sucks asshole, you pretty much have to have a million things wrong with it to get anywhere..not just one thing wrong with it...or 5 for that matter.
-I think that every pregnant person should have a personal massager for free. The requirements being that they show up daily, preferably in the morning, and do a full body massage no charge no tips no questions asked.
-As disgusting as it would be, a foley catheter would not be a bad option while being pregnant. I literally go to the bathroom a million times a day. It gets rather old, and toilet paper is not cheap. Well you can buy the cheap stuff, but then when you use it, it just sticks to you so what really is the point. Last night I counted how many times I had to get up to use the bathroom. Seven. Seven stinking times. For one, that is just really interrupting my sleep. For two, that is a lot of water used from flushing that many times during the night. (Not that I really mind for my landlord pays for water not I). This just gets me thinking...how many gosh darn times will I be getting up during the night when the baby is actually using my bladder as a pillow? A trillion? A quatrillion? Either way..I think it goes without saying that I am soooo looking forward to that.
I think I am done now, but I actually probably forgot a few things. Regardless, if I think of them, I will surely let you know. In the meantime, buckle up, recycle, and love mother nature.
Yours Truly and Constipatedly,
Caitlin
I just would like to ramble on about a few things that are currently a pain in the keester.
-I cannot poop to save my life. Honestly, is it asking that much to just drop a few kids off at the pool every now and again? I wake up in the morning and I can't get comfortable and all day I feel as if my entire stomach is made of concrete. Any suggestions of something I can eat/drink that won't give me a mad case of the squirts?
-I break every stinking pair of earrings of mine that are expensive. I got a pair of Opalite earrings from my Dad for christmas that were my faaaaaavorite pair of earrings. Don't worry, those cracked and broke SOMEHOW. I mean, i can super glue them, but they are see through like..so either way they are going to look dumb. Just yesterday, I had a pair in carved out of wood that are my newest pair. Don't worry, they just freaking broke out of no where. Now those I can super glue and it won't be as noticeable.
-This is just a side note of the above comment. I was provided with a little bottle of super glue from a friend, and it was super glued shut. As if that wasn't enough to irritate me...a couple days later the super glue MAGICALLY leaked on my really nice freaking coffee table, making a mark on it as well as taking a chunk of the wood off. COOL. When I went to grab it quickly, I got super glue all over my hands. I rushed to the sink to rinse it off and I got most of it off but I had a luscious fine overglaze of white all over my hands. (This is an example of my really good luck)
-Why can't Mcdonalds serve their absolutely delightful breakfast burritos all day long? I mean..I worked there before, and I know that it wouldn't be that difficult to serve them all day. Instead, I have to set my alarm for 10am, wake up....contain all feelings of vomitting, drive to Mcdonalds, purchase breakfast burritos with hot picante sauce mind you, store them in fridge, then go back to sleep. Upon further awakening I reheat the luscious breakfast I oh so crave on a daily basis, and enjoy more then I could ever describe. Point being....PLEASE MCDONALDS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE START SERVING THESE BURRITOS ALL DAY!!!
-My phone seriously sucks. It cost a lot of money and yet it sucks. I don't get it. You would think that if you bought a nice phone, it should also work nicely. Joke is on me because that is definitely NOT the case. For one...lately my text messages get sent off into never ever land and never actually reach the person in which I'm sending it to. Why is this happening? It really beats me but I'm sick of it. For two, it freezes all the time so then I have to restart it. Not only do I have to restart it, but I have to restart it by taking the battery out because it doesn't work to just try to turn it off then back on. I have gone to T-Mobiledumbidiots numerous times complaining about this situation but apparently if you pay a lot of money for a phone and it sucks asshole, you pretty much have to have a million things wrong with it to get anywhere..not just one thing wrong with it...or 5 for that matter.
-I think that every pregnant person should have a personal massager for free. The requirements being that they show up daily, preferably in the morning, and do a full body massage no charge no tips no questions asked.
-As disgusting as it would be, a foley catheter would not be a bad option while being pregnant. I literally go to the bathroom a million times a day. It gets rather old, and toilet paper is not cheap. Well you can buy the cheap stuff, but then when you use it, it just sticks to you so what really is the point. Last night I counted how many times I had to get up to use the bathroom. Seven. Seven stinking times. For one, that is just really interrupting my sleep. For two, that is a lot of water used from flushing that many times during the night. (Not that I really mind for my landlord pays for water not I). This just gets me thinking...how many gosh darn times will I be getting up during the night when the baby is actually using my bladder as a pillow? A trillion? A quatrillion? Either way..I think it goes without saying that I am soooo looking forward to that.
I think I am done now, but I actually probably forgot a few things. Regardless, if I think of them, I will surely let you know. In the meantime, buckle up, recycle, and love mother nature.
Yours Truly and Constipatedly,
Caitlin
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)