Cody and I eating dinner. I am sitting and my boobs are resting on my stomach and my stomach is also forcing me to sit with my legs spread due to the fact that it is large and in charge.
Caitlin: Ugh this is getting ridiculous. Why is this happening.
Cody: Umm..babe, its what happens when you are growing a child inside you.
Caitlin: Well why can't I sit on an egg like a bird or something.
Cody: Would you really enjoy sitting on an egg day in and day out?
Caitlin: If it would mean not tossing and turning at night, not farting every two seconds, vein filled boobs and inability to shave myself then it would honestly be a toss up.
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Ha, I don't think that I could put my body through that although bigger boobs might be nice. I think that seahorses have the right idea when it comes to pregnancy.
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