EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

This picture is the nightmare that happened to me. Last night I arrived back at home at around 1am, and as I was walking to my room I felt something wiggling around in my pants around my thigh area. I immediately started freaking out because I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE bugs. As I grabbed this moving creature I realized it was a HUMUNGOUS bug. I grabbed it with my fingers and did everything in my might not to scream ridiculously loud. I started breathing so fast and my heart felt as if it was going to pop out of my chest. I told myself "its only a bug calm down calm down its not good for the baby to freak out like this calm down calm down" Well that didn't work. I was freaking the heck out. It could have been a freaking black widow spider for all I knew. This thing felt like it had 200 legs 6 sets of wings, 100 stingers, and 6 lbs of gooey stuff on its body (so my mind was telling me). I had this creature squished between my fingers and I had to take my pants off while holding on to this bug to refrain it from going any further. I was honestly deathly afraid of what I was going to find. Most people who know me know that I hate bugs more than anything in the entire world. I could see a black bear and think..oo thats kinda scary maybe I should go elsewhere. But I see a little beetle and I feel helpless like I should surrender my life. Regardless. When my pants were finally off, I started putting them inside out to see what was on the inside and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND :(:(:(:(:(:(:( It took me 3 hours to fall asleep last night because I felt like I had been tortured to the point of no return. It was like carma in its worst form but I couldn't think of anything I've done lately to deserve such things. Maybe thats what I get for not hanging out with my sister yesterday :( I really really hate bugs.
P.S. My friend Mandy set me up with a nice gentleman this weekend and we had lots of fun! More details later however. I'm too mortified about the bug to think straight right now.

Spaghetti

I could honestly eat spaghetti every single day of my life. Not even joking. I could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I think I get this fetish from my father who also enjoys spaghetti multiple times a week. Last week I had spaghetti for dinner 3 times. Needless to say, when Cathy called me this morning and told me we were having spaghetti for dinner, I was THRILLED!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR SPAGHETTI TONIGHT!!!!!!

Pooor kitty :(

I know I already wrote today, but I just had to write this. It couldn't wait until tomorrow. Today was such a crazy day. Well, not really at all it basically consisted of nothing, but it felt like it consisted of everything!!!!!! Let me start with the end of my evening at work.
I signed up for Netflix, which I have been meaning to do for awhile. Since I had done so, I can now watch movies instantly on there!! Wow! Something for me to do at work! So I was browsing through the movies and decided to watch a movie I have never heard of before. It was called The Japanese Story. Ooooh my lanta let me just tell you. I was balling my freaking eyeballs out. Honestly, I went through tissue after tissue. Before I was pregnant I never cried at movies..and heck, I hardly ever even laughed at movies. Its not that I didn't enjoy movies, I just never emotionally got involved in them..in any way. Regardless, ever since I have been pregnant movies just have me going through a whirlwind of fun. I laugh hysterically and cry obnoxiously. I was enjoying the movie today and then towards the end I could hardly even see the screen because I was crying so much. What the hell is wrong with me. Now that was a tear jerker if you ever asked for one geez louise. Once that was over I decided to watch a quick little documentary about Coral Reef to ease my sadness brought on by the Japanese Story. Did you know that Coral Reefs all around the Ocean are dying!?? How sad :( I can't even talk about it because it makes me so sad. So basically, I thought that by watching a documentary about Coral Reef my tensions would be eased and in a way I thought it would even bring about happy feelings from all the pretty fishies and colors. Wow. I was wrong. It was not about pretty fishies and pretty Coral Reef. It was about how they are dying all over the ocean which means a bunch of the pretty fishies are dying and now all the pretty Coral Reef looks like hard mud. aaaaah! There I was crying again about the Coral Reef. Netflix brought about such sad feelings in me today :(
After I left work I went to the grocery store because I was really craving some kool-aid. I think this is because Mandy had some at her house the other day and it looked really good. Regardless, as I pulled into the grocery store parking lot, I could not help but notice THE ELEPHANT HANGING OUT IN THE LAWN NEXT TO IT! ummmm, Hello Mr. Elephant where do you belong? I think you might have the wrong continent. Do you belong to someone? Do you know that you are at a grocery store? I'd give you a ride mister but I don't think you'd fit in my car! My jaw was literally dragging on the ground not even joking. I then remembered that I'm a freaking idiot. Duh there was an elephant in the grocery store lawn! Its called the circus is going to be here tomorrow!!!!!!!! Duh duh duh Caitlin you dumb idiot! I seroiusly thought the elephant was lost at first when I saw it. I have a picture of the supposed lost elephant in the grocery store lawn on my phone, but I can't send it to my e-mail currently because I don't have any service so I'll add it tomorrow at work.
To continue on with my evening, I arrive back at my Dads. Let me remind you folks that I am currently staying at my Dads by mysel for he is away at Sturgis with my step mom, and my little sister is staying with the grandparents. I get out of my car and the dogs are no where to be found. Usually they run right up to you and greet you upon your arrival. I knew this meant trouble. I couldn't help but notice this absolute ear screaching noise coming from the garage. Kind of like...a dying/mating goose. I was actually kind of frightened to go see what it was but I figured I had to man up and check it out. There was a poor little kitty all tangled up in the soccer net that is in the garage! I was so sad I went right up to it and said "ooooh poor kitty I'll help you get untangled so you can go off and play with the rest of your friends" That little sucker hissed like nothing I've heard before and swung its paws at me like nothing ever seen before. Honestly, I was so scared of it. I felt as if it had rabies or something because of its extreme hostility towards me. I just wanted to help it out, honestly. Nothing else. I knew that if I didn't help it, it would be stuck in there until Sunday when the crew returned and it would be dead by then. :( Ooooooh no. I hate these kind of situations. So I called my Dad and I told him the story. I told him that I was so scared of the kitten because it was so viscious sounding. He said, stop being such a baby and put on some gloves and go untangle it. He gave me the little boost of confidence that I needed and I thought to myself, "yeah!!! I can do this! I will save the kitty and I will feel so proud of myself and good for my nice gesture!" Yeaaaaaaaaaah stinkin right. The second I got back out to the garage I was scared shitless again. What the hell. What was I supposed to do. I could not get near the thing without it trying to attack me and wiggle around ten times more and get stuck ten times worse! I thought that maybe Max would come out and get the kitty out, or my brother Nathaniel. The bad part about this is that Max and Nathaniel would have to drive a heck of a long distance to get here. Probably about a 45 minute drive. BUT THERE WAS NO OTHER OPTIONS PEOPLE! Honestly, I tried my best and I did not succeed. I called my sister (Max's wife/Jessie) and she told me that there was no way in hell that Max would drive all that way to save a kitty. I thought to myself, so he wants me to just let this kitty DIE and have its burial ground be a soccer net!?! So I called my brother and what a champion. He said he would come over, and he'd be there in about an hour. Woofta, I felt so relieved. As I walked into the house I notice that the door is open and the dogs are inside. The outide dogs are inside. Oh My Gosh could anything else go wrong here. My little sisters brand new DVD case is chewed to pieces like a freaking dog bone. There is pee on the rug. I did not even want to go upstairs but I figured I should. The dogs didn't touch the computer room, nor did they venture into my Dad and step moms room. They dodged my little sisters room but do not fret my friends..they did manage to get to my room! Duh! Why wouldn't they!??! My name is Caitlin Jewell and I literally have the worst luck known to man kind. If you want to fight me for this position I double dare you. Everything on my dresser was knocked down including my little pair of chuck taylors for my baby to come, my necklaces, perfume, and the worst of all...I couldn't find my ultrasound pictures :(:(:(. I thought to myself. NOW THAT IS IT! YOU DOGS ARE DEEEEEEEEEAD MEAT!!!! I then looked everywhere in my room for my ultrasound pictures, and you'll be relieved to know that I did find them. Unharmed even :) I was thrilled. If anything would have happened to them I would have just crawled into bed and cried myself to sleep. Anyhow, after all that madness I made some well deserved Kool-Aid. I forgot how stinkin delicious it is. I also forgot that if I drink Kool-Aid after 7.....I can't sleep at all. Ooooopsies. Looks like I'll be up til the wee hours of the night tonight. My brother and Whitney finally showed up and my brother rescued the little kitty!!!!!!!!! Woofta. What a day. That is all I gotta say. I just had to share all of this with you, and now I am going to go downstairs. I am going to attempt to stay away from the Kool-Aid in the refridgerator, and I am going to attempt to calm down enough to fall asleep.
Tomorrow my mom is joining me for dollar tacos and I can't wait!!! I am crossing my fingers for a better day tomorrow!

I hate Mondays!!!!!!

Monday mornings really suck balls. I haaaaaate waking up. Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate. Even if I go to bed at a decent time, I still cannot get up in the morning to save my life. This week I am working in my Dad's office, but he isn't here. He went to Sturgis for the week. When my alarm was going off this morning I kept thinking to myself..hmm...if I sleep in just an hour longer, he would never know! Of course I figured my Dad would call the office at 9:01 to make sure I was here and sure enough, 9:12 he called. Good thing I got my lazy butt out of bed. I definitely am in comfy clothes right now, and definitely don't have any make up on...and definitely don't care. I have spent my morning jammin out to some killer tunes, talking with my mom on the phone, eating pizza, and drinkin some Dr. Pepper. Aaaahh..what a diet I know!
Tomorrow I am going to the circus with my sister Ame and my sister Jessie. I am excited. I've never been to the circus before! I just really hope the smell of the creatures and creatures dropplings don't make me hurl everywhere. I'll take some pictures tomorrow and tell you all about it!
Sometimes during the day I feel as if I would literally pay one million dollars to take a nap. And that is not even a joke. If you can hardly keep your eyelids open, what is the point of continuing to try!? It seems as if Sundays have turned into my movie watching day. I lounge around and watch movies aaaallllll day long. I usually watch a movie right away in the morning, and then go to my sisters early afternoon and then her and I watch movies until 9 at night. And I get to snuggle with her doggies. She has one little little dog luca, and one big big dog Clyde. It is very apparent that Clyde thinks he is the size of Luca, and when he wants to snuggle with you on the couch, not only does he jump on you like you're a human trampoline, but he is not very generous as to where he places his paws. Watch out boobs that feel like boulders! I do admit though, I like cuddling with him even though he takes up a majority of the sofa. I wasn't very fond of Clyde at first, but now that I am getting to know him better I like him a lot. Yesterday when he was sleeping on the couch he must have been dreaming that he was running somewhere and his legs were just a goin at it. It was really funny.
Okay fine, I will attempt to maybe get something done. <--- that is actually a very big lie because I am not going to attempt to do anything but start reading a book.

Dear Baby coming in February...

Don't get me wrong, I am really really fond of you. However, I would really appreciate it if you didn't make me throw up in the morning anymore. Also, I really love eating cereal for breakfast, and when I do, you don't seem to let my body forgive me. If there is ANY way you could change this, I would really love it. You have had a huge impact on my sleep at night, but if there is any way you could also make my bathroom trips during the night less frequent, I will take you to the zoo as often as you want. I don't want this letter to make you think that I am going to be an extremely demanding mother, I just wanted to tell you how I feel for I believe communication is key for a mother child relationship. I can't wait to meet you Charlotte/Porter, and mommy loves you.

<3 Your mommy

What a weekend!

Friday night I went shopping with my friend Whitney and we sure did find some good deals! I love love love shopping and can hardly ever go anymore due to lack of ability to spend money on such things :( At the mall, we ate at Panda Express..which was delicious! However, two minutes into our meal, the janitor guy comes over and tells us we have 5 minutes to finish eating because the mall is closing! What the heck! Now why would the food places even sell you food if they knew you were only going to get 5 minutes to eat it? Dumb. When we got home we went over to our friend Micah's for his birthday. He is one of the funniest guys ever and one of my favorite people in the world to hang out with! His birthday was actually on Wednesday, the same day as my sisters. But we celebrated it on Friday. It was our friend Zach's birthday on Friday, but for some reason the gathering was just basically labeled as "Micah's birthday party." It was the first time since I have been pregnant that I kind of felt odd being in a setting like that. I kind of felt like people were wondering why the heck I was even there. Maybe that isn't the case and I was just being paranoid, but that is how I felt.
I went to sleep at around midnight and woke up at 10:00am! Which was nice because all week long I had to get up at 7:30 and that was a vast difference from the 1pm that I was used to. I like that my days seem longer now that I get up earlier, but I feel like crap all day because 8 hours of sleep only just does not cut it. Period. Anyhow, my sister and friend Jessie Walton left on Saturday morning around 11:30 to head towards Milwaukee. We all had tickets to attend a Coldplay concert and I was sooo excited! I have never been to a Coldplay concert but Jessie and Jessie have. It was soooo awesome!!! I have been to plenty of concerts in my day but this one was by far the best one ever!! I had so much stinkin fun! We were just dancin around singin at the tops of our lungs having the time of our lives!





This is Alpine Valley where the Concert took place! Do you like how the parking lot is in fields?
Gotta love Wisconsin!
Then yesterday I really just wanted a lounge around day. I watched a couple movies, and one included Beauty and the Beast. Maaaaaan I love that movie. I also got the watch the finale of Daisy of Love which I have been waiting for FOREVER! I'm so glad she chose London, but I think she should have chosen Sinister because he is soooooo dead sexy. Regardless, she seemed real happy with London, so I'm glad she chose him. I can't even discuss the scary spider incident that happened yesterday because I will instantly get the heebie jeebies :(
I'm not happy its Monday, and I already can not wait for the weekend. I have been getting the worst headaches in the entire universe lately and I can't stand it. I have a high pain tolerance with everything else but I am such a baby when it comes to headaches. They ruin everything :(

Vomit Vomit Vomit

-Today I feel as if I'm going to vomit at all points in time. I hate feeling nauseous, and usually when I do, it goes away with a brief meal. Not today folks. Today it is rather ongoing, and rather irritating as well.
-Some people really make me mad. No need to elaborate. But just know, that some people make me really mad.
-I am leaving for Milwaukee tomorrow, and I really do not feel like going. Granted it is for a Coldplay concert, but I really just want to sleep for 2 days straight. Plus I need to get a lot of stuff from my apartment.
-I burnt my tongue on some stupid pizza today. Man I hate that. The pizza was delicious though.
-I want to know if I am having a girl or a boy soooooooo bad. I actually just want February to be here SOOOOOO bad. I am getting so stinkin anxious already, and I am only 3 months along. 6 left! Aaaaaaaah!!!!! Is it a Charlotte? or is it a Bryler? (Or Porter has my mom would prefer)
-I got a Crib yesterday, one of my first purchases...besides some infant chuck taylors!!! hahaha :)
-How can some people get engaged with only knowing the person for a month or two at most? I don't get it. Good luck people.
-Why does one stamp cost 44 cents? 44 cents to send a stinkin letter! What the h, I mean I know gas prices went up, so it costs more to fill those beastly postal trucks, but still!
-I ordered some new glasses yesterday off Zennioptical.com. I know I already have a bajillion pairs, but I don't like most of them anymore. Good thing zennioptical offers such cheap glasses so its not a spendy problem to get sick of your glasses!!!!
-Joe and Clarisse just brought me some Mini donuts from the St. Croix County fair and my oh my are those tasty little suckers.
-I have to whiz, for the 45 batrillionth time today. I thought that was supposed to go away after your third month?
-I'm going to call TMobile today and yell at them until they send me a new phone. Period. The same phone I have....but a brand new one. No if and or buts about it.
-I kind of really want to visit the nursing home I worked at when I go back this weekend. I miss some of them so much. Especially Ellner :( and Mrs. So and So
Thats it. So long friends.
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